Unbelievably Mucking Fuppets the builders cum landscapers cum bodging f**kwits, who have been block-paving a neighbours’ drive were back yesterday to do some more work on the thing.

For the record the drive is about 20ft long and they started on 2nd September. They are still working on the primary installation and not “snagging” and they are not working for really picky people since some of the edging brickwork is what I would describe as “iffy” and a brickie friend described as “f**king crap” and “the work of a c**t”.

One of the other neighbours said they should be shot (he’s a bit of a nazi).

Me?, I reckon they will get a contract to build something for the 2012 Olympic Village.