Much as I love gardening, there are some odd little things connected with it that are ridiculously and disproportionately infuriating.

One of these is when you drag a bag of compost out of the car boot and it snags and tears on that sticky-up metal post bit that the lock clicks down on.

You end up with a rip exactly halfway down the bag so that the contents leak out into the boot, onto your boots, and then all the way down your path.

Stupid and stupidly annoying